Japan gets true love right
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
the rebranding of abercrombie and fitch. if you support this company, you’re a useless piece of shit. i’ll be hitting up some of the local goodwill stores this week.
Signal boosts this so hard. Props to what this guy is doing!
THIS IS SO GOOD. EVERYONE WATCH IT AND SPREAD IT.
Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.
FETCH ME MY JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS
WHERE IS MY PINK PRADA TOTE
I NEED MY TIFFANY HAIRBAND
AND THEN I CAN GO FOR A FLOAT